Our full Extra Long Old-School Epic Recap of this episode delves into the plot at LENGTH. Note: It used to live over at Previously.tv, but the site has since closed, which is why that links takes you elsewhere within GFY now. (And if you missed episodes one and two, well, there those links are.) Suffice to say that Philip can still shove it. Also, of my favorite mustache at the palace:

Somewhere, on Earth 2 or 12 or whatever, there is a Tommy Lascelles who lives in the Dominican Republic, drinks almost exclusively cocktails with umbrellas and fruit in them that are of his own exotic design, and runs a very popular Tommy Bahama outpost. And EVEN that Tommy Lascelles has a mustache and sometimes hates tourists.

Which brings up an important question. As Philip maligns the mustaches of the palace, which become something of a plot point here, we need to know:

Of all The Mustaches herein, whose mustache reigns supreme?

  • Tommy Lascelles (85%, 1,377 Votes)
  • Michael Adeane (0%, 5 Votes)
  • Anthony Eden (7%, 106 Votes)
  • Harold Macmillan (1%, 17 Votes)
  • Gotta go with the seafaring beard/mustache combos (7%, 121 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,626

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Tags: The Crown