Our full Extra Long Old-School Epic Recap of this episode is live over at Previously.tv, and we’ve delved into the plot there at LENGTH. (And if you missed episodes one and two, well, there those links are.) Suffice to say that Philip can still shove it. Also, of my favorite mustache at the palace:
Somewhere, on Earth 2 or 12 or whatever, there is a Tommy Lascelles who lives in the Dominican Republic, drinks almost exclusively cocktails with umbrellas and fruit in them that are of his own exotic design, and runs a very popular Tommy Bahama outpost. And EVEN that Tommy Lascelles has a mustache and sometimes hates tourists.
Which brings up an important question. As Philip maligns the mustaches of the palace, which become something of a plot point here, we need to know: