(a) My love for her is never in doubt. Do not doubt it.

(b) However. I did actually take my laptop and hold it up to my face to try to figure out what this outfit actually, literally, is. Sadly, my conclusion is “what Cruella De Vil would make if she tried to recreate Kelly Clarkson’s skirt of ties from From Justin to Kelly.” This revelation almost caused me to drop said laptop. Please be careful if you, too, need to get your face closer to what’s happening here.

(c) As ever, her lipstick is amazing.