So, this is kind of epic, right?

Katie Price spotted in London

[Photo: Splash News]

Let’s take stock. We’ve got a Flashdance-style cropped sweatshirt, a bare midriff, visible undies, and dropped-crotch low waisted Hammer pants in a Laura Ashley print. She looks as if someone took the 80s, sucked all the neon out of them, and stuck them in a blender. She’s like an 80s smoothie: surely once delicious, but now a bit moldy.