I don’t know about you, but when I go to the movies on a rando Monday night, I TOTALLY wear this:


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A kerchief, sunglasses (at night, so she can so she can keep track of the visions in her eyes — parenthetically, what on earth does Corey Hart MEAN by that? Like, have you ever really listened to the lyrics to “Sunglasses at Night”? It makes even less sense than you originally thought it did. Why do you need sunglasses to keep track of the visions in your eyes? Maybe just write them down, Corey. On the other hand, looking up those lyrics somehow led to my listening to “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” like three times in a row, so today has not been a loss. That song RULES. It’s so dramatic, what with people killing the people in their arms with things that they said and everything.), a fur/feather vest and a giant sweater. Apparently, Heather Graham is one of those people who gets super-cold in the movie theatre. I am too, so I sympathize, but HONEY, NO.