FEARNE COTTON: Here’s the thing, Mischa.
MISCHA BARTON: Yes?
FEARNE: Considering your usual outfits, this actually almost works on you.
MISCHA: Are you sure? I’m wearing pleated shorts. They may even be made of suede.
FEARNE: Well, that’s how it works. You look sufficiently cracked out often enough and then you can run out wearing Mom shorts and people are just all relieved that you don’t look like you crawled out of the Hot Topic remnant dumper.
MISCHA: Wow, I had no idea. I like your outfit too.
FEARNE: See, this just proves that you have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m dressed like Laura Ingalls, if she lived in the movie Singles.
MISCHA: YES! That’s my new style. I just decided.
FEARNE: SIGH. Oh, child. We have a lot of work to do here.