Forget the rumors of their crazy loud sex life, or whether or not their twins are secretly being raised by wood nymphs or whatever dumb-ass rumor the rags are pushing this week:

What I really want to know is, is there something about being in a long-term, committed relationship with Brad Pitt that renders you incapable of wearing color more than once every six years or so? First Aniston, and now Jolie — Juliette Lewis and Gwynnie best be thanking their lucky stars that the alignment of the planets was such that they’re still allowed to wear blue on consecutive days.