Let me begin by noting I’m not that wild about Maika Monroe’s shirt, either, but it is a treat compared to what CGM has selected. Allow me to vent in haiku:
Don’t love the blouse, but
O MISCARRIAGE OF DENIM.
The blouse gets a pass.
WHAT IS THAT BODICE?!?
Boobs shouldn’t be made evil.
Her cups runneth sad.
Bra of Doom strikes hard.
A POX, folksy blue hellbag!
Yes, turn sideways, girl.
Did she pay money
For amateur square-dance garb?
Save your pocket change.
[Photo: Getty]
