When Chanel put these idiotic heels on the runway — by which I mean THEY ARE JUST THE HEEL PART OF THE SHOE — all the usual sycophants tried to praise them as so fun and witty and not at ALL meant to be a reality. (I wrote about them in DWB, and largely my commentary was just, “NO.”) Shows what they know! There is a sucker born every minute, and there is guaranteed to be a celebrity somewhere who will either a) take your money to wear whatever you want, or b) willingly wear a heel cup in public if, perhaps, it gives people something to talk about other than their divorce. Or maybe both at once.