Sincerely, though, there is something about this that is VERY Real Housewives to me: The blond bob, the tan lines, the body-con Tom Ford dress, the “We’re having a vow renewal on the beach for the season finale” vibe of these photos. If you’d left your glasses at home, I think I could tell you that Orlando Bloom is currently dating the newest cast member of The Real Housewives of The OC and chances are good you’d buy it. You’d probably say, “oh, the new one is pretty and young! Oh, that poor thing, Vicki is going to eat her alive.” And that honestly might still be true.
I will say, I think the edits she made to this dress made it feel a lot more basic — the original has a slouchy cape situation, that I think would have elevated this. I’m interested to hear your thoughts!