This manages to be both unexpected and business-as-usual for La Klum — the former, because it’s an unusual brand for her and a silhouette she doesn’t frequently choose, which I enjoy, and the latter due to the mandatory boob-brandishing. Honestly, my original intent was to say she looks vaguely like a human sailboat, but midstream here I’m going to change tacks and call this a high-fashion mammogram: clutch the sheet to one side, and peel off the other. (Guess what I did yesterday?!?) And hey, it IS Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so if anyone looks at this and remembers they’re due for a squeeze-and-scan, that’s a win even if the outfit isn’t.

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