I am concerned this is mostly plastic. And about whatever is happening in her crotch region because it looks simultaneously like I can see vagina; like a shiny unfurling tongue; and a bizarre sideways polterwang that I can only assume is a poor cover for smuggling rare salami.

It’s like a Rorschach test… made out of BLOOD and INSANITY. How has Hannibal Lecter not done that yet with his patients?

Also, I almost filed this under Rita Wilson. SURPRISE, Hanx!

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