The good news is, Kristen Wiig is pretty and — whether you got sick of all her SNL characters or not — very talented.

The bad news is, that’s the exact expression I had on my face when I saw this. Let’s take a full-frontal look:

The shoes are, delicately put, the color splash with which many a clean diaper is painted. The dress is totally shapeless except for some weird static cling — sorry, “deliberate bunching” — at the hip, and I am wondering if she only remembered to shave one thigh. I don’t know, maybe I’m being overly harsh, but I got all excited by the thumbnail and now I feel like someone just dropped a piano on my head.

[Photos: WENN]