I just realized that Monday is Presidents’ Day, so happy long weekend if you get the day off! I hope it’s cozy and delightful for you regardless. Here’s some stuff for you to read.

We got to go to the press preview for the Oscars Governors Ball this morning! We rounded it up on our Instagram (it’s in stories, but we’ve also saved it to our highlights in case you’re seeing this late).

I rounded up some items you might want to buy for YOURSELF.

If you missed any of our Grammys coverage, it all lives here.

Ditto the BAFTAs!

When I heard the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston news, I RAN TO LAINEY. (This is also a great run-down of all the celebs at Aniston’s big birthday party.) I just want them to get together specifically for the gossip, honestly.

Related, at Celebitchy: Brad Pitt sent a birthday gift to Jennifer Aniston’s house before her b-day party

This is A STORY! At The Guardian: Archive shows medieval nun faked her own death to escape convent. Who hasn’t?

The LA Times ranks fast food French fries.

It’s true: The Thin Man’s Nick and Nora Charles are Couple Goals. [The Mary Sue]

Speaking of Couple Goals, I enjoyed this essay from Mr. Serena Williams, Alexis Ohanian, about being a good partner. He truly seems like a good egg. [Glamour]

At Vanity Fair: It’s Good to be Regina King

At Curbed, this look at the 40s and 50s on Sunset Strip was really interesting.

This is really good, at Catapult: Your Hipster Kimchi Could Never

I loved this, at Hyperallergic: The Clandestine Cultural Knowledge of Ancient Graffiti.  One of my favorite things about visiting Egypt was seeing all the graffiti there from like 1815. (I mean, Egypt as a whole was fascinating but I did not expect to see that some young Leonardo had scratched his name all over the place.)

This is a great headline, at The Cut: This Celebrity Tortoise Breakup Is Honestly Very Inspiring