Here’s a bunch of stuff for you to read, while you are at home. Please stay safe and healthy, and inside.

Interesting, at Jezebel: The In-Between History of the Half-Up Hairdo

Dlisted has a sort of juicy/insane coronavirus/infidelity blind item. THESE ARE THE DAYS IN WHICH WE LIVE.

This is a RIDE, at the NYT: The Accusations Were Lies. But Could We Prove It?

Lainey takes on the whole Vanessa Hudgens thing from this week. That was…a mess.

At Longreads: The Strange and Dangerous World of America’s Big Cat People

As usual, I am with TLo here: Celebrities, This is Not What We Need From You Right Now

At The Cut: What It’s Like to Isolate With Your Girlfriend and Her Other Boyfriend

At Collectors Weekly, some silliness for you: Fun Delivered: World’s Foremost Experts on Whoopee Cushions and Silly Putty Tell All

At Vulture: Someone Please Tell Mark Wahlberg He’s a Good Actor

I kinda can’t believe that Bfleck and Ana des Armas are still out there getting papped. STAY HOME. [Lainey]

At Celebitchy: I love Josh Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith. Sustain me, cute couples!

At the Mary Sue: Bon Appetit’s Videos Are the Only Thing Sustaining Me in These Trying Times

Useful, at the NYT: The 12 Best True-Crime Documentaries on Netflix Right Now

Also useful,  and very amusing, at Vanity Fair: There’s Never Been a Better Time to Try These Five Retro Celebrity Workouts

This is nice! Five Gardens You Can Virtually Tour, Just in Time for the First Day of Spring. [Town & Country]