This time next week, we’ll all be SLEEPY because we’ll have gotten up in the middle of the night for the Royal Wedding. Enjoy being somewhat awake right now with the following:

– Don’t forget, we’re giving away five copies of Megan McCafferty’s new book, BUMPED, to the five finalists in this week’s Freaky Fug Friday. So get out your thinking cap and enter!

Speaking of royal weddings, here’s a slideshow of famous royal wedding gowns over which to coo. I think Princess Grace’s is my favorite. (Harper’s Bazaar)

– STILL speaking of Royal Weddings, shall we learn more about Kate’s sister Pippa? This one looks like trouble to me. I have literally nothing concrete to base that on other than my gut, which is almost always wrong. (Celebitchy)

– I covet Bonnie Wright’s hair. (Marie Claire)

– I REALLY covet these amazing vintage travel posters. (Flavorwire)

– Apparently, being neurotic might be healthy. I’M SO GOOD THEN. (The Atlantic)

– I dunno. No matter how often I read about this, I can’t imagine actually giving up shampoo could possibly be a good idea. But nor would I believe that the people who say it is would steer me wrong. CONFUSING. (Refinery29)

– Well, personally, I wish J Lo got to judge EVERYTHING, but a polar bear especially. (B-Side Blog)

– These photos of abandoned movie theaters across the country are beautiful, sad, and creepy at the same time. (Buzzfeed)

– This Gotti movie is going to be an insane mess. I can’t wait. The Lilo details alone…. (Lainey)