I’m not sure if this silver tube is actually too tight…

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…or whether it just SEEMS that way because she has turned a hanging fruit basket into a corset that would double as an aerial harness for quick skyward getaways. I think both. In general, when you can’t sit down in your dress without turning your lap into a washboard, it’s probably a tad snug. Maybe that ancient piece of wisdom didn’t translate from hieroglyphics.