I don’t think I’d venture so far as to say this is fugly, because that implies a level of drama that is largely absent from the following:

NYC Ballet Fall Gala 2010 - Red Carpet

[Photo: Splash News]

There’s certainly something pretty about this, but for some reason it’s not captivating me — not with the decidedly clunky evening bag that drags down the ethereal qualities of the sparkle and the train, and ESPECIALLY not with the giant necklace that went boob fishing and hooked a trout. But since I don’t find it fugly, either, where does that leave me? Bored? Hungry? Going purse-shopping?