The shoes don’t belong with this at ALL, but otherwise, weirdly, this could be so much worse.
Granted, it’s still very much the province of your wacky old aunt who was a Carol Channing impersonator, always swore never to marry the same man thrice, and filled up all her old empty Chanel No. 5 bottles with scotch because she thought it cut the liquor smell on her breath. That lady is a total kick to hang out with, but she’s also 83-going-on-63, which is still more than 30 years on Lohan. GIVE IT TIME, KID. We all know you’re going to be totally nutcrackers when you’re that age, but please try and figure out something else to be first.