I admit: My initial instinct is to LOVE this.
And yes, I say that knowing it’s basically a sequined romper. But it’s a really FUN sequined romper, and it’s a sequined romper Kristen Stewart clearly enjoys wearing — so basically, if I’m ever going to get off the bus in Sequined Romper Town because it broke down and I have to wait for the mechanic to finish his lunch sandwich, it’s going to be now. Somehow this gives her a lightness without blunting her edge. My beef is that the shoes seem both boring AND painful — like, if you’re going to crack your arches like that, it might as well be in service of something punky and fierce and intriguing that brings the look to a thrilling conclusion, rather than a limping end.
Also, it’s short, as Taylor Lautner will help you see:
Something about seeing this angle gave me a “Whoa” moment, and not in a Joey Lawrence kind of way. I knew it was short, but suddenly it seems micro. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily, but it makes me wonder if my affection for this is contingent upon her standing EXACTLY one particular way. (Also, hi, Taylor Lautner! My how you’ve grown. Imprinted on any babies lately? JUST KIDDING, I know that’a a sensitive topic. Buy a real shirt. Thanks.)
And to my point about the shoes:
Clearly not her favorites, either.
Overall, what's your vote?
- I vote YES. She's working it. (84%, 3,938 Votes)
- I vote MAYBE, because I like it but I am not sure it's working on her. (7%, 338 Votes)
- I vote NO, because the foot styling needed to be less boring. (2%, 115 Votes)
- I vote NO because NO. (7%, 307 Votes)
Total Voters: 4,698