Well, first and foremost, her eye makeup looks great:

Whatever all is happening with her head here, it is GOOD. As for the rest of her….

I was about to say that I wanted to just chop off the sheer bit flirting with her calves, and then I realized we’d have my prom dress from 199-none-of-your-business. I wore it, of course, with a choker. But WAIT. Both the 90s AND chokers are BACK. Maybe I’ve solved this problem after all.

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