Kirsten has been kicking fashion ass on the Melancholia circuit, the afterglow of which might be why I’m giving this the ol’ Fug or Fab treatment as opposed to the ol’ Fugging Up Her Latest Movie Title In The Headline Of This Post treatment.

But I suspect I should’ve put on my cranky pants and gone to town. Because while I don’t hate the idea of what she’s doing here, she’s executing it like an eighth-grade girl in a love triangle with Laura Ashley and Jessica McClintock. I keep wanting to ask her how the middle school concert is going, and whether she’s nervous for her choir solo.


  • PISH. It's great. (74%, 9,500 Votes)
  • PISH. It's cracked out. (17%, 2,147 Votes)
  • PHISH. Wait, that's a whole other concert. (9%, 1,194 Votes)

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