She has this mesmerizing ability to make me pleased, even when I’m not sure I should be.

There is a beautiful dress in there somewhere, and instead it’s hatching into something very strange — but COMPELLINGLY strange, like the really saucy attendant at a rock-and-roll wedding, with a frisky romp in every limo. She’s carrying it off with those sexy-as-hell shoes, though, to the point where I’m not sure I mind that it’s also lopsided and tangled and looks like a panty accident, or a party accident, or both together. All I know is, I want to GO to that wedding, because I bet the toasts are amazing in a way that’s also only 74 percent coherent.


  • I love this (45%, 2,782 Votes)
  • I am drawn to this in spite of my rational mind's objections (43%, 2,668 Votes)
  • I can't. (11%, 691 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,141

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