Jena Malone made a huge splash this year at the Oscars with… well, whatever that was; I’m not sure the name for it exists in current lingo. But because it happened around the time of Fug Madness, all our alarm bells went off, wondering if she was setting herself up for a serious run in 2011. But has she? We seem to have bypassed a few of her recent outfits — at least I think we did; I thought I’d written about a few of these already, but I can’t find them, so apparently I just stared at them day after day and then closed the window and went to play pinochle with Intern George. Let’s go in chronological order, shall we, ending with a scrolldown fug perpetrated yesterday. Come see. IF YOU DARE. (You should. It’s not THAT bad. You won’t have nightmares. At most you might wake up and think, “Is that heartburn? No, I just hate what that girl was wearing.”)
Is she making progress?
- Yes! So much. I am heartened. (25%, 1,162 Votes)
- Eh. A little. I feel a stalemate. (47%, 2,200 Votes)
- No. NONE. I feel hollow. (28%, 1,292 Votes)
Total Voters: 4,654