And with no further ado: the winner of this year’s Fug Madness play-in game/bracket namesake-deathmatch of Cher v. Madonna, the contender to try to knock off Lady Gaga in a round-one shocker is:

MADONNA’S BUTT. Well. And the rest of her. But I think the hot-pants are what brought her this far, and what better tool to bring to the table when you’re going up against Gaga?

Fug Madness proper begins tomorrow morning. Have you filled out your brackets?