So, as you may have heard, Tyra Banks is in business school at Harvard. Accordingly — I assume — she popped by the New York Stock Exchange on Monday.

Very appropriate, right? A blazer, necklace, nothing terribly crazy, no Andre Leon Talley in a cape. Is it too good to be true?

Oh, my bad — it wasn’t a blazer, it was a micro ROMPER. A dumpy, wrinkly, weird micro-romper that MIGHT be paired with shiny nylons, as if her choice of the mighty panty hose is what makes it business-appropriate and not just something you’d wear to a club called, like, The Boardroom.

Although, everyone buy stock in lapels this year, because judging by this outfit, they’re going to be big. Like, napkin-big.