She captioned this on her Instagram as “feeling like a little Louis Vuitton pirate” and while I am relieved that she recognizes that Louis Vuitton has dressed her as a pirate, I am concerned that no one told her that when someone asks you to wear a pirate outfit in public, unless they add, “because it’s Halloween,” or “because you’re Johnny Depp and we’re filming this next Pirates movie, Johnny” or “because you work at this pirate-themed restaurant, Karen,” or “because you lost this bet, remember,” or “because you’re in this gender-flipped remake of Three Musketeers that got kind of confused over in wardrobe,” or “because the sick children at this hospital are celebrating National Talk Like a Pirate Day,” YOU SAY NO.

At least her head looks really good.

[Photo: Michael Simon/]