If you’re me, you recognize Nico Tortorella here from Make It Or Break It, where he plays the world’s most annoying pizza-parlor employee. If you are Mischa Barton, you think he looks vaguely familiar from that time on the set of The Beautiful Life: TBL, and then you will go back to wondering what the acronym at the END of the title was in aid of, and why you can’t get a job.

But now, everyone will know him as Edward Sullen from the straight-to-DVD movie Dawnlight: New Douche.