Maybe Heather McComb has been feeling jealous. See, the entire time she was married to James Van Der Beek, he was The Forehead Who Used To Be On Dawson’s Creek. And then they got divorced, suddenly he got remarried and had a kid, and he was a hilarious jackhole on both Mercy and One Tree Hill, and then Twitter took over the planet,and now he’s That Totally Entertainingly Self-Aware And Kind of Awesome James Van Der Beek Dude. And where does that leave her, right?
Apparently, as Ms. Wadded Kleenex Hippie Geriatric Slacks. I’m not totally sure that’s helping her.
