Fug Nation has been talking a lot lately about the Peldons, and how much we miss them. The Michalkas are not quite a substitute — they are almost too famous, even though to many of you they are still not famous at all — but they are at least enjoyably dramatic.

I mean, A.J. up there is trying to be normal, posing in her actually sort of cute blue and white dress, and Aly is all, “Why HELLO SAILOR Dig my daisy chain?” I’m not even sure her dress is that bad either; it’s just how hard she’s working to sell it.

I mean, it’s like she’s trying to stand and do Bow Pose all at once. And the more I look at it, the more her dress looks like some of the needlepoints in my mom’s awesome ’70s stitch-teaching book, where people are all, “See how I made this throw pillow using six different kinds of gobelins.” Oh yeah, that’s right, I just dropped some needlepoint science on you. RECOGNIZE.

Let's vote on them as a package deal:

  • They will never be Peldons! And that's a compliment. (20%, 1,068 Votes)
  • They will never be Peldons! AND THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. (26%, 1,413 Votes)
  • Eh. Meh. Feh. (54%, 2,948 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,429

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