The dress looks like it’s probably really pretty. The blazer seems chic. The shoes are trendy. Charlize is… Charlize. Other than the fact that I REALLY wish this event had not chosen a black backdrop for all its photos, because I find it very freaky, Charlize seems to have nailed it. Except. EXCEPT. Something is distracting me about her face. Come help me decide whether it’s makeup, lighting, a trick of the angle, or one of life’s great mysteries. It could also be that I first saw the photos in thumbnail, and blown up they’re not as weird. I don’t know. Help me, Obi-Wan Fug Nation. You’re my only hope.