I love this dress. It’s almost as breathtaking to me (if not equally) as the Prabal that Diane Kruger wore. And if Diane Kruger had been in this one, I’d have toasted it with everything in my bar and the neighbors’ besides, because I think she’d have done it every service she has. Conversely, January looks like she’s trying her damndest to make the gown do all the work while she, like, thinks about salad or something. If I were that gown, I would throw a tantrum at her.

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