It would seem Jon here has a documentary coming out, Thank You, Goodnight, and obviously you can sign me right up. I’m generally a little skeptical of the perspective when people produce their own life stories, but I guess that’s not so different from a memoir — either way you mostly have to hope they’re being honest with and about themselves, and if not, I suppose we’ll never know. But Bon Jovi, as an entity, has entertained the hell out of me in my life, so I will be there for him. I will never say goodbye. I will lay him down on a bed of roses, raise my hands, and live on this prayer. And what a snowy fox he’s turned out to be, to boot.

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