John Stamos is out and about promoting his new memoir — which comes out today*, and I am surprised anyone scheduled another celeb memoir for the day Britney’s also drops — and you’ll be shocked SHOCKED to hear that he looks essentially ageless and handsome the entire time, and also seems like a very congenial chap.  (BTW, we plan to cover Britney’s book in tomorrow’s paid edition of Drinks With Broads.)  This is as expected and therefore….soooooothing.

*Jamie Lee Curtis’s blurb for this book is insane and I feel like it screams, “I didn’t actually read this book!!!”

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