I read an article about Tom Brady’s seemingly excruciating three-hour roast on Netflix, and apparently Ben Affleck used his time to get up there and screech at people on the Internet who don’t fall at TB12’s feet (“not overflowing with humor,” said Variety). Dear Ben: You know who is doing JUST fine, and does not need you to brigade for him? Tom Brady. Pick your battles, bro, or you’re gonna erode all that goodwill from the Dunkin’ commercial. I’m sure Jennifer was MORE than happy to leave him to his devices in L.A. after that.
