Olivia Colman has been promoting Elsinore and Wicker while dressing like she’s at a fairly high level in a variety of cults. For example, there was the white Chloe, in which she is clearly the in-house esthetician at a place where they slowly dose you with injectables to give everyone the same face. And here, in Zimmermann, she’s obviously trying not to look disappointed during the sacred Essence Scraping ritual because she’s been demoted from the coveted job of holding the pot of goat sebum. And in the above photo, well, that’s the overlords’ holiday card, taken at the cult’s annual Circle of Life festival. Her dress is okay, but her curls look great; I DO love Alexander’s suit, but then I laughed out loud when I saw that he snuck in see-through shoes. It is always something with him. He is the king of fashion mischief. He could start that cult.

Elizabeth Debicki and Peter Dinklage are also apparently in Wicker, the latter as the man who makes the basket that becomes Alexander Skarsgard. I mean, good on you, Pete, that’s outstanding craftsmanship. They look very nice, and I love this photo because it has distinct vibes of a family portrait taken shortly after a real rager of a fight, and no one is having the exact same feelings.

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