This is… strange.

The sleeves look like chef toques, the front looks like a cross between an apron and a wrap dress, and the pants… well, look like pants. But pants that feel silly for having been drafted into an outfit that makes them absurd, instead of mighty.

And then the side view rears its head, and suddenly she’s a sister-wife in a straitjacket. Which would be reasonable if she MEANT to dress as a metaphor…

[Photo: Getty]

 

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