FUG NATION. Prepare for a truly abhorrent artistic endeavor. I’m here for you in the difficult time ahead. Are you ready?
Behold: Wax Selena Gomez.
IT’S ROTTEN. The face somehow looks like Judy Garland, in a way that’s an insult to Judy Garland. The outfit is a leather-knickered nightmare crowned with tissue paper. And NO. JUST NO. WE ARE AT WAXCON 1.