OLIVIA: Hey Kim.
KIM: Heyyyyyyy.
OLIVIA: So… I thought this was a costume party?
KIM: Kickin’.
OLIVIA: Yes, but… was I not supposed to come as a Kardashian?
KIM: Bangin’.
OLIVIA: Because like, the braids, and the sheers, and these shorts… I’m kind of all of you rolled into one.
KIM: Roll it baby.
OLIVIA: Okay seriously though. Is this a costume party?
KIM: That’s fly.
OLIVIA: Are you even listening?
KIM: It’s a wig.
OLIVIA: Can I just say anything I want right now?
KIM: That’s sooooo dope.
OLIVIA: Oh, okay, this could be good. That outfit is the worst.
KIM: Rad.
OLIVIA: It’s a mesh bag over long underwear. And it’s giving you a labia shadow.
KIM: Oh em GEEE that would be the best Snapchat filter.
OLIVIA: NOW you pay attention? Shit.
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