Who could this tall, gorgeous drink of water be? (Pretend you didn’t just read the title of this post.)
This is unexpectedly glamorous for SWINTON. I mean, she is a glamorous life-form, but that glamour often translates to her wearing, you know, sculptural Hefty bags and giant androgynous suits like the lost member of the Talking Heads.
I mean. This is just….I’m kind of….speechless, actually (I know, I know, you’re relieved to see that it’s possible). This dress is still INTERESTING and has sculptural elements and is just a weensy bit weird, as it should be for her, but it’s also mad flattering and really pretty on her. She looks SWINTONIAN but also FABULOUS. Which is just how we like her.