It’s nice to be giving props to Princess Sadface rather than bemoaning how sad she looks — hence the name — and brainstorming people who could help her flee the country. I just read the old Andrew Morton secretly-authorized Princess Diana book, and I’ve decided that Charlene and Albert are going through the old Chuck ‘n’ Di We Only Appear In Public Together When They Make Us, Which Is More Often Than We’d Like, And Wow, We Both Regret Getting Into This thing. Here’s hoping it ends way, way better for them, at least.

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