“HOLA LOVERS. Is this how regular people cut things? Is this upside down? I have not done these things since back on the Block. I have a staff member for this. He cuts everything in my house. Coupons, cakes, toenails… He always tells me to ‘Have a knife day,’ and we laugh and laugh, because we both know he is going to get a better Christmas bonus than anyone else.”
P.S. If you read yesterday’s J.Lo piece before I realized the slideshow had not been inserted, take a gander.