ALERT. A redhead has been spotted in green. Would that were enough for my stamp of approval.

That bodice, though, is pure indecision. One half wants to be Grecian and draped and romantic, and the other is like, “Nah, you go ahead, I’m going to stay here and proof the Church newsletter one more time.” If we lopped off that demi-sleeve, it might be enough. Because LOOK AT HER HEAD.

I don’t have a dream board, but I might start one now.

[Photos: Getty]