This is, to put it super eloquently, a lot.

It stresses me out. So many PARTS, and how does she not spend all day yanking the bootaloons up into place? Shoes should not take that long to zip, friend. But in truth, the first thing I would like to subtract is the string bra. It seems to be there because the boob panels on the bodice are so far apart, but it’s also super distracting. Its underwire — if it can be called that; I guess it IS wiry — and the top itself seem like they don’t agree on the location of her chest. I don’t mind the skirt, but honestly, I just want to take the great jacket and toss it together with a simple tank and leather pants, and be done with it. Easy breezy, unless you are Ross Gellar.