Dear Kate Beckinsale:

You’re gorgeous, and in great shape. You’re not, however, Boobs Legsley. Maybe give yourself another inch or two at the bottom of that skirt, and allow yourself to sit down on chairs in public places without wondering what sticky item, exactly, is directly under your bum.

At least, that’s my advice. Fug Nation may disagree.

Good luck in the short program,


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