Okay. What I am about to type may stun you. But I don’t think the problem here is the top. I actually like this top. It’s quirky — like a bridesmaid dress gone rogue — but I think it’s sort of fun and if Emma Watson were wearing it, you know we’d all be into it. In fact, on the whole, I give this a passing grade, despite the notes I’m about to unfurl:
My problem here are the pants. Don’t they need to be really skinny cigarette pants? With an unobtrusive hem, so as not to distract from all that action upstairs? Aren’t these pants over-complicating things? Don’t these pants just need to relax?