I was going to Fug or Fab this, and then I was going to Well Play it, and then I realized that every single thing I wrote had notes:

So why not let’s ALL give notes, shall we? I actually love the pattern and this color — on the erstwhile Widow Longoria, in particular — is a delight. So summery! So Palm Springs Cocktails By the Pool! So This Matches My Missoni Bikini! It’s fun. I am SO CLOSE to really, really loving it. But that damn belt it making me crazy. I just think it’s weird. I wish it were bigger. Or higher. Or invisible? I can’t decide. I wish it were SOMETHING.

Put on your Rachel Zoe caftan and get to work!