We occasionally joke about a celebrity looking like they were styled at the last minute, or got somebody else’s luggage, but for real: Was Cristin Milioti styled at the last minute? Did she get someone else’s luggage? This dress is probably a fine idea on paper, but it sits so strangely on her. It doesn’t appear to fit. It’s swallowing her up even though it’s also a mini. It looks like her boobs are wearing a hat with a giant brim. Worse, it’s for an event where she’ll be seated, and it seems to have come in several inches shy of THAT being a good idea. It’s a mess all-around, which is a bummer because SHE is so talented and delightful and this should not be so hard. She doesn’t need anything outlandish; just competent. Can it be fixed? Would length alone help smooth it out? Or should she flip up that boob brim to hide her face, and make her escape?
