Donna Air here is a British TV presenter and model, and has a huge paragraph on her Wikipedia page about how she was EXONERATED in a SCANDAL in which she was accused of the HORRIBLE CRIME of having….TWO PARKING PERMITS. You guys, it’s okay. Parking is confusing sometimes. SO IS THIS OUTFIT:

Can we even fix it? Have I lost my mind if I suggest losing the short and making the shorts into pants? Or, as we call it: GOING FULL TOM FORD FOR GUCCI 1996 OR THEREABOUT? Because that’s my suggestion. What’s yours, Stylists of Fug Nation?