Isn’t It Romantic is absolutely future plane viewing for me: Rebel Wilson plays a woman trapped inside a rom-com, and presumably hijinks ensue, which definitely involve Liam Hemsworth. And yet, after doing press recently with Rebel in NYC, I guess he… just dispatched Miley Cyrus in his place? Liam, where are you? Are you rescuing someone from something? Are you in Australia? Did Stephen Colbert snap you up on this important night? [EDITED TO ADD: The poor guy has KIDNEY STONES. Yikes.] And would it have killed you to send a couple of your brothers along as well? I’m just saying. It would have been very thoughtful Valentine’s Day eye candy.

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