Two beautiful women stand before me, but there is only one photo underneath this paragraph. One of you is wearing a gleaming, glittery festival of an outfit, but with a blazer that is inexplicably very long. She is also relatively new to this red-carpet game. And the other is an industry veteran, but in a cropped jacket made even more confusing by the presence of a thong neckline and bra that is raining plastic tinsel. So who goes home? Is it the comparative rookie with the long-line top, or the expert who’s dressed like all the worst things Victoria’s Secret has ever tried to sell?

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Sorry, Naomie. But these wrap overalls made by Monse from business trousers were the ultimate dealbreaker.

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Just promise me you won’t quit on yourself. You have so much potential.

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